Our Horniest Wood Wick Candles
Our Horniest Wood Wick Candles
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Everyone's always asking me, Rachel, I don't wanna know what your best sellers are, I wanna know which candles are your HORNIEST.
Fortunately I've thought about this a bunch cause I'm a freak (like you) and for what it's worth, these are also all best sellers.
Daddy - Good God you all really like this candle. It's very traditional masculine cologne/after shave scented but in a not disgusting or overwhelming way. Like a grown up version of "Popular Teen Body Spray", or "Formerly Popular Teen Clothing Store" but you're still several stores away from it in the mall.
Little Black Dress - This candle reminds me of fresh winter air, Pine is at the heart but not in a strictly Christmas way. It sells year round as a green, refreshing, tingly fragrance.
Sexy Time. - Our eldest horny candle, Sexy Time, has been selling out since we began selling it. In person, people always ask why it's called Sexy Time, then they smell it and say "ok that makes sense." It's a mood setter, an air cleanser. Great for solo or partnered sexy time.
Wood Wick Candle Details
Wood Wick Candle Details
Our Signature Candle, Our Best Selling Size, the Wood Wick!
Charming in both appearance and sound, this candle crackles when it burns like a mini fireplace. After 5 years of sales, we've perfected a technique that eliminates a common wood wick burning problem - keeping the flame lit.
Our Wood Candle line is perfect for:
- long burns (3-4 hours)
- medium/large spaces (bedrooms, offices, kitchens)
Gold Tin Candle Details-
- 9.5 ounce (269 g)
- 50-60 hour burn
- 100% Soy Wax
- FSC Sourced Wooden Wick
- Height: 4"
- Diameter - 3.5"
- Fully recyclable/compostable labels (plastic free!)
*candles like these will not fill an open concept space, and might overwhelm a small space (like a bathroom)
Care information
Care information
Care
- Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn (1/8" for wood wicks)
- Most surfaces aren't perfectly even. To keep your candle burning symmetrically, rotate candle periodically
- Do NOT burn in drafty areas
- Wax does not contain UV additive and will yellow if left in sunlight
Container Candle Care
- Burn until wax melts to edges of container to prevent tunneling
Pillar Candle Care
- Candle is designed to tunnel so as to not spill
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours or spillage may occur
- Place plate under candle for safety
- Do not place candle in a container - this will change the wax temperature and cause candle to burn hotter than intended (resulting in spillage and reduced burn time)
- If burning multiple pillars, place at a minimum 3" distance from each other to prevent spillage excessive heat
Warning Label Content
- Do NOT burn for more than 4 hours at a time
- Do NOT burn while sleeping
- Always burn in sight and monitor candle. Fire is dangerous
- Burn on a flat and heat resistant surface
- Keep away from flammable objects ie curtains
- Keep away from children and pets
- Keep candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings
- Stop use when 1/4" of wax remains
Wax Melt Warnings
Follow instructions on wax melter. Do not use a stovetop or anything besides melters designed for wax melts.
