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I Hope This Email Doesn't Find You Comically Large 7 Wick Candle

I Hope This Email Doesn't Find You Comically Large 7 Wick Candle

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Product Description

Comically Large 7 Wick Candle by Rosmarino Candles

Oh you like candles? PROVE IT. Take home 64 oz (that's 4 lbs) of wax and light it up. This is costco level shit. Commitment issues? This is probably not for you. Want your ENTIRE HOUSE to smell good? This IS for you.

Our Comically Large Candle line is perfect for:

  • long burns (2-4 hours) 
  • open concept spaces*
  • proving your level of commitment
  • showing off your wealth

Comically Large Candle Details-

  • 64 ounces (4 lbs)
  • 70 hour burn (mileage may vary by user)
  • 100% Soy Wax
  • 7 Cotton Wicks
  • Height: 4"
  • Diameter - 8"
  • Fully recyclable/compostable labels and packaging (plastic free!)

*these candles are designed to fill large spaces, and will overwhelm small rooms like bedrooms/bathrooms

Scent Description

I Hope This Email Doesn't Find You

(formerly named Orchid & Sea Salt)

Sea Salt - Ozone - Jasmine - Lily Of The Valley - Green Leaves

A laid back floral, this scent is reminiscent of a spa, beach house, or a fancy bathroom. Remarkably mild and a great "not in your face" scent. It's our go to candle for gifts because it's loved by most noses.

What Customers are Saying:

"THIS MAKES ME SMELL LIKE A FANCY RICH BITCH!"

"Oh, this smells like success."

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