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Slutty Italian Vacation Comically Large 7 Wick Candle

Slutty Italian Vacation Comically Large 7 Wick Candle

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Product Description

Comically Large 7 Wick Candle by Rosmarino Candles

Oh you like candles? PROVE IT. Take home 64 oz (that's 4 lbs) of wax and light it up. This is costco level shit. Commitment issues? This is probably not for you. Want your ENTIRE HOUSE to smell good? This IS for you.

Our Comically Large Candle line is perfect for:

  • long burns (2-4 hours) 
  • open concept spaces*
  • proving your level of commitment
  • showing off your wealth

Comically Large Candle Details-

  • 64 ounces (4 lbs)
  • 70 hour burn (mileage may vary by user)
  • 100% Soy Wax
  • 7 Cotton Wicks
  • Height: 4"
  • Diameter - 8"
  • Fully recyclable/compostable labels and packaging (plastic free!)

*these candles are designed to fill large spaces, and will overwhelm small rooms like bedrooms/bathrooms

Scent Description

Slutty Italian Vacation

Olive - Green Leaves - Lemongrass - Patchouli - Sea Breeze

Something about people watching in a foreign land gets you a particular type of horny. Get your Spritz and sit on that piazza and let your eyes gloss over in the heat of the summer (and the heat of your loins).

Attenzione: My romp through Italy as a single person ended with me getting married so you know, watch out. 

What Customers are Saying:

"Oh this is naughty, AND delicious."

"I'm buying this to manifest for my next European trip."

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