SSRI Queen Comically Large 7 Wick Candle

Comically Large 7 Wick Candle by Rosmarino Candles

Oh you like candles? PROVE IT. Take home 64 oz (that's 4 lbs) of wax and light it up. This is costco level shit. Commitment issues? This is probably not for you. Want your ENTIRE HOUSE to smell good? This IS for you.

Our Comically Large Candle line is perfect for:

• long burns (2-4 hours) 
• open concept spaces*
• proving your level of commitment
• showing off your wealth

Comically Large Candle Details-

• 64 ounces (4 lbs)
• 70 hour burn (mileage may vary by user)
• 100% Soy Wax
• 7 Cotton Wicks
• Height: 4"
• Diameter - 8"
• Fully recyclable/compostable labels and packaging (plastic free!)

*these candles are designed to fill large spaces, and will overwhelm small rooms like bedrooms/bathrooms

SSRI Queen

Vanilla - Jasmine - Amber - Coconut - Patchouli

Hold your meds high and mighty my friends, for if you can't produce your own serotonin, store-bought is fine! In this time where people in power have a remarkable vitriol for us mentally ill and/or neuro-spicy royalty, it's more important than ever to celebrate taking care of your brain and body with the right meds. Life saving meds! Incredibly medically necessary meds! Seriously get your worm-brained paws off my mental health treatment!

Anyway, the candle scent is lux and fancy, the richest elite stuff. Warm vanilla that's not too sweet paired with a light floral perfume that's perfect for vibing in the tub and impressing friends when you have them over, all rounded out with amber undertones.

What Customers are Saying:

"This is what hot bisexuals smell like."

"This is the only vanilla candle I've ever liked."